.

RAH.

France just beat Wales.

Sorry, David :(

Anyway...back to what i was going to say.

Ever felt there was something that was left unsaid to someone..?

That you want to ask someone...but there is never the right time?

That you just want to say, and wish that there would be no repercussions?

OK...here we go...

I want you to text me, email me, facebook me...whatever...

And start with this sentence...

You said you would tell the truth, so tell me...

And then ask me a question that you want the truth to.

i swear to my grandpa's grave, i will tell you.

And because I'm feeling generous, you can have as many as you want.

x

boooored.

5 best friends?

ahhahah. 

AS IF.

Ok...so:

People you would tell that you're pregnant?

1.Ellen

2.Parve

3.Jazz

4.Greg

5.Husbaand

6.Labo

7.Nicole

8.Andy

9.Freddie

10.Rosie

So that really doesnt help.

I think having just one really good mate is stupid.

youre not gnna stay with them forever.

which is also the same for boyfriends tbh.

there is pretty no-one in this world you can trust.

everyones out for themselves

which is fair enough.

but yeahh.

even if you are one of my bezzies, i dont trust you that much tbh.

sorry.

this world is fucked up, not my fault.

x

BOOM.

Well...yes I have new hair.

So far people seem to like it, which is good.

Its kinda slightly red :/

But hey ho, at least its not orange..:O

And ofc there is the Latex.

loooooool.

Can I pull it off then?

Missyou David...

LOVEYOU.x

ELLEN

I cba to wait till monday.

Just put photos up now.

Its not that exiting/noticable.

x

OASIS&SHOPPING

I've just had the best two days.

Ok, so it starts on tuesday...

Get up SOOO early (for me) and then have to spend till 2 at mi madres work, doing homework :/

BUT THEN...

Got to Oasis...Surprisingly...I wasn't the last person!

Well anyway, loads more people than i expected turned up,

I think there were 10 of us...

Was pretty damm jokes.

Rape...rape...STEALTH RAPE!

Anyway, yes there was a lot of rape going on.

Got really tired, so made David drag me around...

Cos moving was effort.

Then said goodbye to David, Parveen and Harris, and went to Jazzs.

Tried to watch Memoirs of a Geisha...got bored.

Ate pizza... YES WITH CUTLERY!

Watche russell brand..LEGEND.

Went home with ellen...

disected the dayy ofc.

SLEPT.

Got woken up reaaal early again...

Went to the hairdressers with ellen.

Had hair re-dyed.

Ellen got her layers re done.

That women was waaay too obsessed with straightening hair.

Went SHOPPING!

Met up with Parv.

Went into New Look.

Laughed at chavs.

Went into Topshop,

decided randomly to try on random stuff.

tried on latex...

Discovered that actually i look pretty good in latex

Discovered contrary to my mothers belief, i can pull off red and yellow.

Discovered that ellen cannot do pink.

We're going on a latex hunt...

oh look, theres a topshop!

Cant go under it, 

cant go over it,

We'll have to go through it!

pahahahahahahahaa.

So yeeeees.

There are many photos of us in changing rooms, which ellen has.

put those upp sooon.

Bought LATEX and a new top from topshop.

Muchos bene.

Then had a horrific meal with brothers friends...

hahahah my mother.

"How did we not slap her?!?"

hahahaha. genius.

Took Ellen home...

SLEPT.

Got woken up by my brother yelling :/

Off to do the history...again.

BYE.x

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Welll....here I am, sitting at my mothers place of work.
She has THE most exiting job everr.
Or possibly NOT.


So anyway, I am going to complain about stuff.



Ok...well I was on the phone to Ellen.
And we were talking about something that really irritates us both.

Its basically people can't take bitching.

I'm sorry, but this is just stupiud.

Its just things like this...

"Oh, thats really stupid" or whatever...

So then you defend yourself and are like...
"Oh, well not really because...etc."


And see at that point, personally I would have a go back.
Thats fine with me, people have different oppinions, so thats completely fine.
But I would argue my point, wouldn't you?


But no, some people don't.

Some people just say
"Oh, I wasn't having a go or anything."
or
"Oh, I was just joking."


NO YOU FUCKING WEREN'T JOKING.
YES, YOU WERE HAVING A FUCKING GO.
STOP BEING SO FUCKING FAKE.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO BITCH,
THEN DO IT PROPERLY!!!


If you have a bitch at me, then i'm not going to take it personally.
I will probably have forgotten it by the time we meet next.
But if you do something like that, then i will remember.



Ok, so now that you've read that...
If you are one of those people...

I am actually begging you...Do not say that to me again, because i will actually lose it.
And yes, maybe this blog was directed at you...

SO GO ON, HAVE A FUCKING GO AT ME!
PLEASE!!!

Don't be a fucking pussy about it.
I'm not gonna come and knife you, just because we happen to disagree about something...
(exept you, greg)



Ok, rant temporarily over.

ly.x

RUGBY 2 (ireland(L))

IRELAND(L)

BOOM.

we are amazing.

dont try and deny it.

Ok...these guys are all amazing...

Brian O'Driscoll (L)

Ronan O'Gara (L)

Tommy Bowe (L)

Luke Fitzgerald (L)

Rob Kearney (L)

Also of course...

Gorden D'Arcy (L)

Girvan Dempsey (L)

Jamie Heaslip (L)

Shane Horgan (L)

Geordan Murphy (L)

And love to the rest of the team.

IRELANDS CALL(L)

x

RUGBY 1 (wales)

The next couple of my bogs will be about RUGBY.

Ok, starting with WALES.

Firstly, just to annoy Tydesley...

SHANE WILLIAMS.

(welsh winger)

This guy is truly amazing.

He was the IRB international player of the year in 2008.

He is Wales' top try scorer.

He has scored 43 tries for the Ospreys, and 45 for Wales.

Also...he is really cute. ;)

Ok...Some more Welsh players that I like...

Andy Powell-Possibly the strongest man alive. It takes at least 3 people to get him on the floor.

Ryan Jones-Captain. Always manages to find something to cry about, without fail.

James Hook-wierd cheekbones.

Gavin Henson- ORANGE.

Lee Byrne- Cute. Also a tres good player. Hard to knock put as well, even with an illegal tackle, Geoff Cross!(scottish bastards)*

Mike Phillips- I see what you mean, David.

Leigh Halfpenny- hahaha. He's funny-lookin.

Martyn Williams- NUGGET. Webster, you got fuckin owned. Thats what you get. (scottish bastards)*

Ok, that is Wales done.

*for explanation of (scottish bastards) please watch this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw0a45QaoHc&eurl=http://rugbydump.blogspot.com/2009/02/webster-and-cross-head-knocks-vs-wales.html

More rugby teams soon.

x

bonjourno

Well Bonjourno to ye all.

Tis the half-term.

Woopdy-doo.

I have decided that Greg is very much intelligent.

I should stop complaining about all the bad things about my life.

There are many things that are very right about my life.

These include...

It s half-term, therefore i get to sleep more.

I'm going SHOPPING soon with my bestest mates.

One of my friends IS GINGER.

Xbox with David manages to cheer me up no mattter what.

MSN with Greg also manages to cheer me up no matter what.

I am planning to glue myself to Greg and Andy, so they cannot leave. And I mean Glue literally, with SUPERGLUE!

(L)JAZZ&JACK(L)  (all that needs to be said on that subject)

Quote of the week.

Labo:"He;s quite fit for a white guy"

Hannah:"I'd Do him anyday"

Labo:"I wouldn't say no"

pahahaha.

its funny, cos of the person we're talking about.

x

awkward.

omg.

just had the most awkward/embarrassing JCS rehearsal EVER.

i swear for most of that rehearsal:

a)He was staring at me.

b)I was a horrific shade of red.

SO NOT ATTRACTIVE.

and Labo and Ellen really helped...

I can honestly say, they have never been that unhelpful.

OK, but seriously now, if you are about to watch a video of someone hugging a snowman half-naked,

you really would check if someone was behind you...

i mean what happens if your mum/dad is behind you, hmmm?

its just common sense.

But apparently common sense that SOME of us lack.

I am actually sooo embarrassed right now.

Of all the people ffs.

Also another thing for you...

Just because your friends are complete twats, doesn't mean you have to be one as well.

can i just say...

it doesnt matter if you arent photogenic (yes i am directing this at you)

because you happen to be stunningly attractive in real life.

and more importantly, you are also rather nice.

now see, for me this is rather much more important.

i may spend every possible second adjusting my appearance,

but it does very little.

you put a little effort in, and suddenly i cant move for people asking me to get them in there with you.

um...also something ive never said to you, but always wanted to.

im sorry for the cinema that time.

that really wasnt fair of me.

i guess i was just jealous.

so im really sorry for that.

also im sorry for saying you'd become big-headed and that.

truth is...i wished i could be like that.

because yours isnt a mask like mine.

ly.x

Insanity in the snow...

This one's by Ed, my brother lol.

Can't work out how to put other one up yet.

I'll try again laters.

Also, my mum would like you to know that if you put this on facebook/youtube/whatever she will kill you.

Lol. Cos she's as reasonable as me.

But seriously don't bother.

x

this one is by my dad.hahaha.

you are all dead...

*cough*

Hannah the snowthing?!?

One has the strangest feeling, that when one finds out the whole story, it shall be most displeasing.

One would also like to comment that the persons responsible for this "snowthing" will be FUCKING MURDERED IN THEIR FUCKING BEDS.

That is all.

miserable.

I hate living so far away...

I mean it wouldn't be so bad, but unfortunately for me, my parents still think i'm 7 years old.

Seriously, I must be the only 15 year old to have never gone on a bus on their own.

I mean...FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

Its not like i'm gonna get fucking kidnapped or raped!

And I hardly ever get to go out with my mates.

It really wouldn't surprise me if they just stopped bothering to ask, cos i can never go anyway.

This is the conversation I had with my mother yesterday...

Me: Can I possibly go to park tomorrow with ellen and that?

Mum: No. 

Me: Ok, thats what I thought.

Mum: Then why did you bother asking? It was pretty pointless.

Me:It wouldn't have hurt to ask.

Mum: Well there was no point bothering.

Me:

See, that is my point.

Its not like i'm some crazy, drug-addicted, crack whore for fucks sake.

It just pisses me off.

I miss everyone.

Hopefully the snow will go away, so i can actually see some people.

x

SNOW DAY.

SNOWWW.

I am tres happy.

i love snow.

So much i bet my mum that i would go out in it wearing very little.

that was a mistake.

i think i may have frostbite.

oh well.

ME&MY BRO HAVING A SNOWFIGHT!:)

AND THEN THE BET LOL.

check out the photos on my faceebook.

i cba to load them onto this...its taking longgg.

x